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Fetishes

Wed, 2008-08-27 05:00
They eventually resolved this self-reference, but Cantor's 'everything-in-the-fetish-book-twice' parties finally sunk the idea.

X Girls Y Cups

Mon, 2008-08-25 05:00
 1girl10000cups, 2girls(5+3i)cups, 65536girls65536cups, or 3frenchhens2turtledoves1cup.

Moving

Fri, 2008-08-22 05:00
We need a special holiday to honor the countless kind souls with unsecured networks named 'linksys'.

Quantum Teleportation

Wed, 2008-08-20 05:00
Science should be exactly as cool as the headlines sound.  Like the 'RUSSIANS CUT APART AND REASSEMBLE DOGS' thing.

RBA

Mon, 2008-08-18 05:00
This is a story all about how I started drinking.

Voting Machines

Fri, 2008-08-15 05:00
And that's *another* crypto conference I've been kicked out of.  C'mon, it's a great analogy!

Freemanic Paracusia

Wed, 2008-08-13 05:00
It's amazing what it does for YouTube comments.

Google Maps

Mon, 2008-08-11 05:00
Apparently Google assumes you're traveling during the ferry's normal operating hours.  We lost two hours circling that damn lake (to say nothing of the Straw Man).

Paleontology

Fri, 2008-08-08 05:00
Dinosaurs totally jumped the ichthyosaur when they got rid of Brontosaurus.

Holy Ghost

Wed, 2008-08-06 05:00
Okay, everyone, cross yourselves, then cross the streams.

Regrets

Mon, 2008-08-04 05:00
And nothing for 'I'm glad I saw Epic Movie.'

Frustration

Fri, 2008-08-01 05:00
'Don't worry, I can do it in under a minute.' 'Yes, I've noticed.'

Cautionary

Wed, 2008-07-30 05:00
This really is a true story, and she doesn't know I put it in my comic because her wifi hasn't worked for weeks.

Hats

Mon, 2008-07-28 05:00
...

Rewiring

Fri, 2008-07-25 05:00
My friend Elizabeth tried to mail one end of the cable to me and thread the mail system.

Upcoming Hurricanes

Wed, 2008-07-23 05:00
I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west.  It's just a matter of time.

Mission

Mon, 2008-07-21 05:00
Don't you know?  The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.

Impostor

Fri, 2008-07-18 05:00
If you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.

The Sea

Wed, 2008-07-16 05:00
And then a second one, to drain the sea.

Things Fall Apart

Mon, 2008-07-14 05:00
'I'm nothing without you' is a fucked-up sentiment.